
Sulla - cunning as a fox, brave as a lion. Bad ass general, consul, dictator, and party animal.

Ita vero, aptus bene tuo sacculo est!
Yes, it fits in your pocket well!
Don’t mind me just carrying my pocket dictionary around

Quomodo Invidiosulus Nomine Grinchus Christi Natalem Abrogaverit
How the Grinch Stole Christmas in Latin!
I got this a few days ago. Very nice! By the way:
- Grinch = Grinchus
- Max = Maxentius
- Whoville = Laetopolis
- Cindy Lou Who = Laetitia Laetula
Laetopolis..¿
Quisquis amat. veniat. Veneri volo frangere costas
fustibus et lumbos debilitare deae.
Si potest illa mihi tenerum pertundere pectus
quit ego non possim caput illae frangere fuste?
Whoever loves, go to hell. I want to break Venus’s ribs
with a club and deform her hips.
If she can break my tender heart
why can’t I hit her over the head?
-CIL IV, 1284.
(Latin Inscription)